A packed wedding dancefloor under a glowing marquee with a disco ball and festoon lights

Live function band · Weddings & events · UK-wide

The band that fills the dancefloor.

High-energy live music for weddings, parties and celebrations. We play the songs everyone knows, and we make sure everyone's dancing to them.

Wedding guests dancing with hands in the air beneath a disco ball
100% live, no backing tracks

Why Cut The Mustard?

A party your guests will talk about for years.

We're a tight, fun live band who love nothing more than a packed dancefloor. From the first dance to the last chorus, we read the room, keep the energy up and play the songs that get your nan, your boss and your best mates all singing along.

We look sharp, sound brilliant and take care of everything on the night, so you can forget about the music and just enjoy it.

  • Floor-filling setsTwo sets of pop, rock, soul, funk and indie crowd-pleasers.
  • Your first dance, liveWe'll learn a song for your first dance at no extra cost.
  • All-inclusivePro PA, stage lighting and a DJ playlist between sets.

Meet the band

Seriously good musicians.
Seriously good fun.

James singing and playing keys at a Nord keyboard
James The keys
Josh playing a white electric guitar under orange stage light
Josh The riffs
George in a suit playing a sunburst bass guitar
George The groove
2×60minute live sets
100+songs in the repertoire
UKwide, we travel anywhere
0empty dancefloors

Example songs

Bangers, from every decade.

Just a taste of what we play. Got a must-have song? Just ask, we love a request.

  • I Wanna Dance With SomebodyWhitney Houston
  • Blame It On The BoogieThe Jacksons
  • FaithGeorge Michael
  • Don't Stop Me NowQueen
  • FootlooseKenny Loggins
  • ShacklesMary Mary
  • WaterlooABBA
  • Dancing QueenABBA
  • SuperstitionStevie Wonder
  • Murder On The DancefloorSophie Ellis-Bextor
  • Proud MaryIke & Tina Turner
  • Love On TopBeyoncé
  • UnwrittenNatasha Bedingfield
  • Twist And ShoutThe Beatles
  • Just The Way You AreBruno Mars
  • Mambo No. 5Lou Bega
  • Man I NeedOlivia Dean
  • Rein Me InSam Fender & Olivia Dean
  • Oh What A NightFrankie Valli & The Four Seasons
  • SeptemberEarth, Wind & Fire
  • Shut Up And DanceWalk The Moon
  • I Want You BackThe Jackson 5
  • ValerieAmy Winehouse & Mark Ronson

Hands in the air & nobody sitting down.

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Packages

Pick your party.

Every package includes a professional PA, stage lighting, setup and pack-down. Get in touch for a tailored quote.

The Evening Party

Our most popular package. Straight into the good stuff.

  • 2 × 60 minute live sets
  • Live first dance song
  • DJ playlist between sets & until carriages
  • PA & stage lighting
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Bespoke

Corporate do, festival slot or something a bit different?

  • Flexible set lengths & line-up
  • Themed or custom setlists
  • Extra musicians available
  • Happy to work with your planner
Let's talk

How it works

Booking us is easy.

  1. 1

    Check your date

    Send us your date and venue using the form below. We'll reply within 24 hours.

  2. 2

    Lock it in

    Pay a deposit to secure your booking. We'll send over a simple contract.

  3. 3

    Plan the music

    Pick your first dance, must-plays and do-not-plays. We'll sort the rest.

  4. 4

    Dance all night

    We arrive, set up, and turn your party up. You just enjoy it.

FAQ

Good questions.

Can't see what you're looking for? Drop us a message.

Where do you travel?

Anywhere in the UK. Travel costs are included in your quote, so there are no surprises.

Can we choose the songs?

Absolutely. Send us your must-plays and do-not-plays and we'll build the sets around you. We'll also learn a special song for your first dance.

How much space do you need?

Around 4m × 3m is ideal, plus access to a couple of standard power sockets nearby. We can adapt to most venues, so just ask.

Does the venue have a sound limiter?

Lots do! We're used to working with limiters and can adjust our setup so the party keeps going without cutting out.

Are you insured?

Yes. We hold public liability insurance and all our equipment is PAT tested. We're happy to send certificates to your venue.

How far in advance should we book?

Summer Saturdays get snapped up 12 to 18 months ahead, so the sooner the better. That said, it's always worth asking about last-minute dates.

Get in touch

Is your date free?

Tell us a bit about your event and we'll get back to you within 24 hours with availability and a quote.